Monday, November 19, 2012

0 Zero Percent Modeling Potential

I am sorry to break it to you, but you won't be able to pull it off. No matter how hard you try, no matter who you tag along with, it doesn't even matter what props you use- your pictures have been and will always be ugly. Someone has to tell you this because it just as painful for everybody else to stomach your pictures in social media when you are clearly not fit to exhibit your face.

Haven't you had enough of the baseless lies and misleading flatteries you get from families and friends? Today we are talking about the truth, the truth that everybody has been lying to their teeth when they told you that you looked beautiful in a photo. As for you, seriously, haven't you ever been suspicious whenever you got a compliment from a photo?

It's wonderful that you have dreams, and yes, those dreams of being beautiful will make you stand out. But remember that it is not like in the movies-- no amount of dreaming will ever make you beautiful. Delusion, only makes it worse. So now's your chance, to kill the itch of uploading pictures of yourself in the web and in turn, save yourself from further humiliation.

Wrong again. This isn't one of those blogs that makes you feel crappier than usual. This blog is all about bringing you back to the sane side. I am sorry that your face has zero percent modeling potential. But look on the bright side, chances are you are good at something else. You could be good at sports or perhaps math but give up on modeling and leave it to the really beautiful ones. Because the next time I see you camwhoring your mutant-grade face, I'll feel like I'm a little step towards to losing my mind.
Zero Percent Modeling Potential ~ SHOCKING TRUTHS