Sunday, September 12, 2010

WANTED GRO

Have you ever wondered if you can get hired as a GRO? This is the most common pub we see at establishments:

  • Must be 25 yrs old and below
  • At least 5'6''
  • Good-looking
  • With a good and pleasing personality
So do you think you have what it takes to be a GRO? But I retort that much more is needed to be one. Here are the qualifications that is missing in the pub:
  • Shameless
  • Extremely obedient and Customer-oriented
  • Energetic 
  • Extra-durable genitalia
Most of the girls may already be sighing at this moment. Most will probably say: "Heck, why be a GRO in the first place?" Well let me give you top three reasons why you should be a GRO:
  1. Money talks
  2. You have the perfect excuse for being trashy and skanky
  3. Work while having fun
WANTED GRO ~ SHOCKING TRUTHS